Do You Think Alexis Ren Gives A Fuck That Sunday's Are For Football?

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

Alexis! Baby! How dare you take literally 4 minutes out of my day of football to post this for an ungodly amount of pageviews?!?! Oh well. I forgive you. It really just takes a lot of sacrifice to be the best, most creative, original blogger at Barstool and get these hard earned pageviews. It’s almost not even fair! I’m a slave to this blogging game and the hardest worker out of all my peers! At least that’s what I tell my boss when I trash my co-workers during my end of the year meeting!